Spin the wheel, uh, debt-ity man!

Another one of these, huh?  I find lawyers odious enough in real life; I certainly don't want to watch them on television.  Unless, say, they were forced into gladiatorial combat with one another.  The ultimate prize for the victor?  Dismissal of all law school debt.
It's an idea with potential, watching them literally…

I still see that awful "I'm a WARRIOR!" promo track Kid Rock did for the army in various movie trailer reels (despite him never having served in the armed forces in any capacity, other than playing his stupid songs for recruits in Kentucky).  As far down as Slayer has sunk in my regard, I am grateful they have not yet…

Clever rejoinder, Mr. 68.  Keep 'em coming.  I suppose I'll get an "LOL" next?

…she was a very pleasant young woman, by the  way.  She described for me in detail waiting in line with her her mom for toilet paper.

I once negotiated a handjob with a stripper from The Soviet Union.  I'm certain that counts on SOME level?

Well, when you have nothing to lose, it does give you a new perspective on things.  I find myself referring to the Takashi Miike film "13 Assassins" more & more lately: "He who loves life will die like a dog."  Like much of MIike's best work, it's sad and sobering, but ultimately, very true.

Eh.  This is the path I chose.

I'm right-handed, but I actually do tend to wank lefty.  It's given me debilitating carpal tunnel syndrome as a result.

Why don't you all just give Breaking Bad a handjob while you're at it?  Jesus Christ, there's other shit on TV.

I'm certain Percy couldn't resist taking some editorial "liberties" with the initial manuscript.  However rough Toole's writings may have been (i.e. "The Neon Bible"), they were still far superior to anything he managed to produce.

You do indeed sound like a worthy enemy, Mr. Dastardly.  Do keep in touch.  —BR

No John Kennedy Toole???  You senseless hacks have now made it obvious that your mission is to stir my ire.  While Toole was indeed a genius, and wrote what is likely the greatest novel ever, "A Confederacy of Dunces", it was the post-suicide efforts of Toole's mother and Professor Percy that brought it to…

Oh yeah.  I refer to him as "This Generation's 'Blues Traveler'".  He'll also be a regular on JackFM shortly.

What these children need is a steady diet of Slayer, and of vanquishing their foes.

These were delicate times, and Meyer was bound by some layers of propriety in order to get his film made.  I think a long, brutal gang-rape was his intention in order to establish the bikers as exceptionally vile antagonists.  Or it could just be my own projection.  Meh.

Shit, dude, your screen name almost made me piss myself.  Granted, in my current condition, that may not seem like much of an accomplishment, but bravo nonetheless, sir!

Dismissing it as "trash film" defeats Meyer's entire purpose.  Meyer made the movies he wanted to make, without compromising, and still considered himself a legitimate filmmaker.  That's what made him so awesome.  In the meantime, I would like to review your instructor's syllabus, sir, post-haste.

You consider being an illustrator as a "productive member of society"?  Heh.  Go flip me a burger, William Blake.

I frequently describe my friend's ska/reggae band in similar terms: "They're a really good band, but only if you've never heard good music".  Needless to say we are not close friends.