Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball
TUSK!
From Soho down to Brighton, I must've played them all
TUSK!

"Clint WESTwood"???"  Wow, these guys don't care WHO they piss off!

I was delighted to see that her name was the first one on my absentee ballot last November, above Obama, Romney, and the stupid Libertarian guy.

He was a union worker, obviously.

The distribution of the fossils among the strata support the Biblical record of a world-wide flood.  Also, where are the "transitional forms"?  WHERE ARE THEY????

Didn't "Suspiria" already do this?

Zero-Gravity boobs, eh?  How intriguing…

I found them already.  They were playing at the county fair a few months ago.   They're actually one of my favorite bands, so it was simultaneously exciting and depressing.

Why didn't Christa McAuliffe take a shower before getting on board the space shuttle?  Because she knew she'd be washing up on shore.  (I'm dating myself, but this joke still makes me laugh, and deeply ashamed).

Not having children, I seldom run into this problem.  However, my younger cousin was a huge Phish fan back in the '90s.  About two years ago, he finally admitted that they kinda suck, and that Slayer is pretty awesome.

I don't hate them to be cool; I hate them because their music sucks.

I live in the finest city in the greatest country in the world.  You ALL disgust/terrify me.

Dammit, I thought it was the guy from Napoleon Dynamite for a split second.

The Psychiatrist is REAL in

Imagining a more pondorous journalistic exercise is exhausting in itself.  http://www.goodfeet.com/san…

Especially for the Asian films.

Hey, at least Global Warming is giving us more icebergs.

The saddest story I've heard in a while was about the mom who tried to murder her two developmentally-disabled children.  She saw it as a "mercy-killing" of sorts, reasoning that the children could never have fulfilling lives.  As a social worker, I can assure everyone that nobody— NOBODY— enjoys life more than the…

To their credit, they were probably on a ten-second delay.  Still a pretty careless fuck-up.

If I were going to produce a gay porn, I'd call it "The Man Who Blew Too Much".