He's the worst thing to happen to Italy since Mussolini!

I have the same problem with my great physical beauty. People just don't take me seriously. . .

Just started in
on my copy, and I'd really like to see the original source materials published in some fashion. Even if it's only (widely) available in digital form.

Even worse
…it's for people whose loved ones can't come up with songs for the deceased themselves.

The three of you cut it out, or I'll knock you upside the head with this salami.

The Child Catcher
From Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

"Nobody eats a burrito with mayonaise!"

I was the sole witness to a show performed at Jimmy's Music Club by the Wild Seeds. It was probably 1986 or 87. There were a few other people in the bar, but none of them were interested. The bar manager actually gave me a poster, and asked me to get the band's autographs after the show, which I did. Nice guys. …

No, that's Groundhog day. You're thinking of Stripes.

"As much as I hate to say it, I'll watch Guy (OFF THE HOOK!!!1!) Fieri before I'll watch Sandra Lee. "

You really want to braise children, actually. Baking dries them out.

He didn't strike me as the brightest bulb in the box in that interview, but I sure did enjoy him in Firefly and Dr. Horrible.

That comment from King of the Hill, "why did we agree to this?…" was hands-down the funniest thing I saw last night, and I'm not a fan of King of the Hill. In fact, I usually don't watch it at all.

I picked the first issue up to have something to read my 7 year old as I put him to sleep. I think I like them more than he does.

Ed Norton gave you herpes, didn't he?

Actually
If people in New Orleans were applauding, it was likely because they were proud that for once a film was set here that wasn't a complete piece of shit. Also, Brad Pitt has been doing some seriously good things here, and people are happy about that.

"She also said she wasn't allowed near the straight razors"

Very well written eulogy, and I don't think I've seen a single thing the guy did.