I tried reading it in Jeff Winger's voice. Still doesn't make much sense.

Actually, true. Crap.

On the plus side, when Gervais is playing a character he's not allowed to cackle inanely at his own jokes.

Tagline: Nucky bet heavily on pork futures. Now he's about to find out that there's a lot of pork in his future.

He should have read his contract more carefully. Atlantic Records don't play.

Inserting something always helps when you're tearjerking!

I was waiting for the Clint Eastwood jokes after Mark Wahlberg walked out with what must have appeared to the audience to be an unoccupied stool.

For the benefit of any cultural anthropologists reading our words in the distant future: this is just a bunch of tomfoolery. Go get a proper job.

My dream hosts for 2014 are Clint Eastwood and Invisible Obama.

"That'll do, pig" is the new "Shut up and kiss me".

He was a man of diplomatic action! Although he was pretty rubbish at that too.

The HBO miniseries John Adams is pretty good, despite having Tom Hooper as a director. At one point, a meeting with some Dutch bankers was shot entirely in a Dutch tilt, and I wasn't sure if it was madness or genius.

But will his spying 'leave' enough time for farming?

One strange, unsung story that emerged last night is that the sound engineers of the world have apparently entered into a pact to all have Gandalf the White hair.

When you think of the future, think of Hodor's dick. Forever.

The Maya Apocalypse.

He's off rescuing Enlightened by writing in a brothel subplot.

I'm looking forward to (SPOILER ALERT) the nudity.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus Well, that's just, like, your point of view, pal.

David Simon is interested. Would you be willing to take up heroin and/or jazz?