I held Up All Night's hand last week, and I swear it smiled. Damn what the doctors say, it knew me.

Who said vegetables were good for your heart?

That Alex Karpovsky sure is versatile. He even painted up my fence real nice last week.

Does anyone else find it odd that a movie whose hero is a former member of the Syrian security state is being released when the country is in the middle of a atrocity-filled civil war that's claimed more than 50,000 lives? Maybe this is addressed in the film, but damn. Never mind Taken as context.

So this is a more faithful adaptation than the MMORPG? Pass.

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?

@avclub-f62296b9393b6ab9229ebde91ed8469f:disqus @avclub-f16faf5d680d7b88e2e157c1c137c497:disqus I love Bubba Ho-Tep, and I love this idea.
But given the way the series is getting more and more detached from reality, I think they're more likely to go down the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III route. McClane is…

An American tourist starts a torrid relationship with the father of the boy who stole her luggage in the erotic drama The Dad of Bag Thief.

Jeff Daniels tried to warn us about this by being a racist dick to Dev Patel on The Newsroom.

Sorry for this in advance. My favourite 'going-to-hell-anyway' joke is: A Kenyan, a Muslim and a terrorist walk into a bar. The barman says 'Hi, Mr President.'

The only thing he can't smash…is pervasive union corruption.

Seriously. Back rubs are the very least they should be getting for coverage this extensive. But yeah, I like him and the show, so hurray.

The only fall he can't walk away from…is 'in love'.

Tagline: The only wreck he can't escape…is his marriage.

Yes, yes. Let the hate flow through you.

A quick visit to the Idioms website suggests a few options for future sequel titles:

I was watching Skyfall with a native Londoner, and he got very attentive when Bond was racing about catching Tube trains. As far as I could tell, they did pretty well, but he picked out several problems. I found them online too - mind-numbing details are here:

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus Wow, I had never seen that before. The guy seems to have peaked in elementary school.

This leaves him free to play wisecracking son Chuckie Solo in the next Star Wars. My fists are already itching.

Baby, baby, baby, don't get hooked on meat.