"After analysing the hair seen in the background of Brody's latest video, the CIA believes he is holing up in Gerry Adams' beard."

Half the commenters in the AVC Girls reviews are his sockpuppets.

Alan Moore doesn't own a TV, right? Good.

Don't forget Helena Bonham Carter's spinoff: Eyeliner: The Motion Picture.

Magic Hat 6: That Darn Hat!

In some versions I've read, Scylla = a rock shoal and Charybdis = a huge whirlpool. An asteroid field and a black hole would substitute nicely.

I cannot rest from (SPACE) travel: I will drink

The Revolution Will Be incomprehensible to anyone over the age of 16.

The Muppets Take Half of Poland.

Considering the Commie themes, I'd like to suggest The Great Muppet Leap Forward.

@avclub-6a2bf4f521361547e6366a4cc3fbd6cf:disqus I believe that children are the future, unless we act now before it's too late.

Spoil it for me. Do they have a central council with eight members? Does the eighth day of some month have a special significance for them? Or are they just no-good illiterate teens, with the SMS language and the sexting?

I hear it's justified in this film because the villain's plan involves dating John McClane's mother.

"Wake Up Sheeple!!!! The Galactic Senate is comin to taek away our blasters!!!!"

Or the Big Red NO's foreign cousin, DO NOT WANT.

With some PSAs and sex education, we can stamp out sprained taint.

1. Acquire a cat. Doesn't matter how.2. Post picture of cat with cloying caption like 'Just rescued this little guy from the side of the road. I think he likes me!'
3. Imaginary internet points.

What's the big red NO like in real life? Is he an asshole? Seems like he'd be an asshole.

Tatooine cocksuckah.

Aaron Paul would have shot him on his doorstep, bitch.