"Let go! Doc Brown said that if I kill him as a child, Simply Red will never be formed."

"Let go! Doc Brown said that if I kill him as a child, Simply Red will never be formed."

Beat on the Ancien Regime with a baseball bat.

Beat on the Ancien Regime with a baseball bat.

"You shall love whether you like it or not" sounds like a line Anton Chigurh might come out with. My hopes for an unexpected secret crossover are rising.

"You shall love whether you like it or not" sounds like a line Anton Chigurh might come out with. My hopes for an unexpected secret crossover are rising.

Sure she is. From one side of the screen to the other, while Yakety Sax plays on the soundtrack.

Sure she is. From one side of the screen to the other, while Yakety Sax plays on the soundtrack.

And the film ends with a spare, haunting rendition of 'The Star-Spangled Banner', and a slow fade-out on the New York Post's OSAMA BIN WANKIN headline.

And the film ends with a spare, haunting rendition of 'The Star-Spangled Banner', and a slow fade-out on the New York Post's OSAMA BIN WANKIN headline.

So it doesn't belong in a museum? Huh.

So it doesn't belong in a museum? Huh.

[Starfleet Academy EXPLODES in a cataclysmic eruption of tiny furry bodies. BENEDICT CUMBERTRIBBLE smirks at the astonished KIRK.]

[Starfleet Academy EXPLODES in a cataclysmic eruption of tiny furry bodies. BENEDICT CUMBERTRIBBLE smirks at the astonished KIRK.]

Well, Cumberbatch looks like he's causing lots of trouble in this film. Because of that, in the spirit of wild speculation, I'm going to conclude that he's playing a highly advanced Tribble.

Well, Cumberbatch looks like he's causing lots of trouble in this film. Because of that, in the spirit of wild speculation, I'm going to conclude that he's playing a highly advanced Tribble.

Ned Stark Dark Ale. A good, solid beer, but loses its head quickly.

Ned Stark Dark Ale. A good, solid beer, but loses its head quickly.

All we need to do is heavily edit the original Hobbit.

All we need to do is heavily edit the original Hobbit.