I just saw zero dark thirty so I read it in the voice of Dan (the guy from the trailer who says "I'm going to hurt you")

Ha I really thought both of those movies took place in Illinois. Halloween really does look like a chicago suburb

I agree with the reviewer; even if I don't really think that the show needs some larger narrative, I think the premise of things getting turned upside down in Portland is one that could easily run for a whole episode. And then the ending would be even better: having endured the horrors of no wifi, etc. they just call…

It just seemed like "un-pc" humor to me, nothing to get upset about really

He's a pedophile! [slap] He's an auteur! [slap] Pedophile! Auteur! [slap] He's a pedophile and an auteur!

Headhunters was good, more people should see it.

Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, UNNNNNNACCCCEPTABLE!

Before I do anything I ask myself “Would an idiot do that?” And if the answer is yes, UNNNNNNACCCCEPTABLE!

badger plus a good eric wareheim was a boon though

badger plus a good eric wareheim was a boon though

I guess I can see that he might not want Brian around the office after that, especially if there were some legal issues, but still, firing a guy for stopping an assault is pretty low. If he really wanted him away from Dunder-Mifflin he could just send him to Philadelphia

I guess I can see that he might not want Brian around the office after that, especially if there were some legal issues, but still, firing a guy for stopping an assault is pretty low. If he really wanted him away from Dunder-Mifflin he could just send him to Philadelphia

"Brian, I know you were just trying to do the right thing and all, but stopping a woman from getting beaten? Well, I think you're just getting a little too wrapped up in all this. Now I know you've been with us for nine years, but I'm afraid we're just going to have to let you go." -A boss who could never possibly…

"Brian, I know you were just trying to do the right thing and all, but stopping a woman from getting beaten? Well, I think you're just getting a little too wrapped up in all this. Now I know you've been with us for nine years, but I'm afraid we're just going to have to let you go." -A boss who could never possibly…

That was a what the fuck moment. I mean the guy vandalized company property and refused to even apologize. Not to be demeaning, but he works in a warehouse, his only talent is being large, he could be replaced in a heartbeat, there's no reason why they couldn't fire him.

That was a what the fuck moment. I mean the guy vandalized company property and refused to even apologize. Not to be demeaning, but he works in a warehouse, his only talent is being large, he could be replaced in a heartbeat, there's no reason why they couldn't fire him.

It's a possible world where Munch's counterpart is just a person who plays a detective on TV

I've decided vine/vinepeek is some incredible piece of art (like 9/11), each vine depicting an existence more banal and meaningless than the last.

It appears the Brown-Ocean beef has ended as Ocean was seen at a party at Brown's house this week. The two were apparently constantly next to each other, waving in sync, and in one case, Ocean even adjusted Brown's dark sunglasses for him.

Oh did he really get worked up by the Dr. Pepper thing? How does that make any sense? I mean they're just lampooning the idea of a "man's soda," plus as you said the characters are so dumb, why would anyone want to emulate them or buy into their reasoning?