It's complicated. There is the whole declaring himself emperor thing.

I agree. Sadly, these are the times we live in.

God's Pottery was fucking hilarious on that show. I'm not kidding, they were the funniest act on that season . . . by far.

It's Pet Sounds. And I don't even see how there is a debate.

An acoustic cover by some indie folk band.

Spielberg has responded by announcing a remake of Schindler's List, recasting the lead as a woman. It's not all good, though. Apparently Ms. Schindler's List will be a grocery shopping list.

She teamed up with Ray Jay Johnson for a comedy bit and it killed her career.

That's the worst part. That episode aired during the election. Everyone was watching tv instead of voting!

Exactly. That's why nobody says it anymore. It all basically originated with the slogan the terrorists win when they cause us to change who we are. Then 9/11 punched us hard in the face and we decided we don't care if it changes who we are, we want blood.

On a related note, Skeet Ulrich is playing the Blue Knight at Medieval Times.

That's why tmage is correct, though, in saying "rough idea." You can extend a story with an eye toward your finish and still have an idea of how you are going to finish. Bad storytelliing is bad storytelling.

I thought the plan was to make toast. I'm sure I heard that.

Ambien is weak.

It was watched by nearly 300 million viewers. I heard.

Pretty much. It's kind of like when we used to say The terrorists win when _______.

No. The dysentery is consensual.

This happened in Mexico? Was there a donkey involved?

I just hope this incident persuades the network to rethink Bachelor in Paradise Junior.

Shut down over non-consensual sex acts? In fairness to Bachelor in Paradise, they didn't know there were any other kind.

Kinja will tell us what to do!