We all feel that way about you.

It's totally going to spoil Trump's viewing of Broad City. It's genius!

When I take four norcos, the world goes away. For awhile.

There is precedent: Happy Days bleeped out every single mention of Hitler for like eleven seasons. And I don't see that guy in power any more.

Broad City is also declaring itself a sanctuary city. Trump will lose his mind!!!!

That Broad City cameo likely cost Hillary the election.

Was there a time when Friends and Buffy the Vampire Slayer aired at the same time? I vaguely remember breaking up with a woman because she really wanted to watch Friends when Buffy was on.

I don't know. But I'd be happy to try. If it will please you.

Well, that Joey guy tried to kick me in the nuts one time . . . so I think you are right.

This is what Trump is warning us about.

I watched reruns casually for awhile. It seemed kind of interesting when I thought Ross and Rachel were brother and sister. When I found out that wasn't actually a thing, the whole show just seemed kind of dull and pointless.

Netflix gets my lowest rating ever. Seven thumbs up.

I don't like Friends.

Wayne's World.

Muskman? The Muskie? Mr. Musk? Dr. Elon? Muskeeto?

Yeah. But then he'd lose out on all the fun of beating the shit out of shop lifters and stuff.

How did he get so rich? Union busting and tax shelters.

My bad. He's making an appearance in Fatliners.

Aside: Joey Lawrence will be on the new Battle of the Network Stars.

It's going to be way worse than that. Hint: Haley Joel Osment is making an appearance..