Flatliners: Gaycation.

No Cosby?

Jay Baruchel and Seth Rogan? James Franco and Jason Segal? I'm spit-ballin' here.

I still say reboot it all as Abbott and Costello movies. Maybe get Michael Cera and Jonah Hill to lead the franchise.

Tom Cruise action figures will be flying off the shelves come Black Friday.

It's also about 10 seconds per victim.

I'm making peace with it. I kind of don't like this site so much anymore. So, that takes some of the sting out of it.

ISIS. Maybe.

Was Clair Huxtable his attorney? If so, I'd have expected 22-23 minutes. Not counting commercial breaks.

I've been called worse. Today.

You can't post about that.

Yep.

Paternalism - the system, principle, or practice of managing or governing individuals, businesses, nations, etc., in the manner of a father dealing benevolently and often intrusively with his children. You don't have to be male to be paternalistic. (Reference a few women I know who voted Trump and are most…

Of course you can be paternalistic. As a pedantic type, you should know that. As for the rest, I explained myself in response. I stated clearly and repeatedly that my comment wasn't in reference to Kesha being a sexual assault survivor. If that's not good enough for you, . . okay. Nothing I can do about that. …

I'd prefer you scold people who make terrible comments about her rather than mine, which you are singling out to make an example of for some reason regardless of my stated intent. Paternalistic lecturer isn't a good look either. But carry on.

No. I'm not. The guy who said she has drug resistant herpes might be. I'm not though. I was making an off-handed joke about a celebrity who herself once bragged that she wakes up in a bathtub and reaches for whiskey. Without any intent to implicate her sexual assault suit.

Really? And the comment that she has pee-pee breath or the comment that she has drug resistant herpes are all fine and good. Guess what? I'm not paying any attention to Kesha. I know her vaguely by her reputation as a party covered in whisky girl who used to have a dollar sign in her name, which she did her part…

I don't see what her suing someone has to do with it. I didn't make a joke about rape or sexual assault. Many of the jokes under this article are of the same tenor.

Uh, . . okay. I don't see why. But, . . okay.

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