A Million Ways to Die in the West.

I was just kidding. Ghosted, in addition to being a half-hour show, is a comedy. I was more getting at the lame pairing between Ramsay's grating cooking show and The Exorcist. Hey, it's got Hell in the title, so that'll be a great complement to The Exorcist! — Fox programming exec.

Someday maybe she'll play the Penny-like character on Galecki's desperate Big Bang sequel, which will follow Leonard after he gets dumped and moves away from Cal Tech Leonard Part 2. It's a working title.

I don't know. But they should pair that with The Exorcist instead of Hell's Kitchen.

There are only two returning FOX shows that I'll watch. Plus, I guess I'll give Ghosted a try.

I'd contribute a lot to a campaign to actually shoot MacFarlane into space.

Hearst got him. And made it look like natural causes.

Probably the two things I remember him best for are Deadwood and Tombstone. Which is interesting, because he doesn't otherwise strike me as a western/cowboy type. Good actor. Died too young.

I don't think that risk will pay off. First off, This Is US isn't very good. Which will catch up with it sooner or later. And I've detected This Is Us fatigue down the stretch from people who liked the show much more than I did. I think the kind of cheap emotional manipulation upon which that show is based will…

I've watched it and enjoyed Abigail and her outfits. But the show isn't good. Sadly.

I'm not uncanceling it on my television.

Maybe it's time to bring back The Soup.

This movie is going to be the cinematic equivalent to Wonderful Christmastime.

AVC is generally worthless for reviews these days.

I don't have to imagine all the stupid parts of Prometheus stretched out to two hours because I've seen Prometheus,which is almost exactly two hours of stupid parts.

On a related note, James Comey is scheduled for two shows at The Magic Castle in June.

Unintentionally.

The real question is: why aren't you?

I'm agent Siegfried of the FBI . . . the Federal Bureau of Illusion.

Good news.