One degree from Bill is pretty damn close. Might want to get checked for STDs.

Agree on Hudgens. She just wasn't up to the task of playing lead in a comedy. And it contaminated everything else.

After you die and go to Hell. They will air continually.

More like Eminemena, am I right?

When is Mars, Incorporated going to sue Eminem over the name Eminem?

I found it to be pretty enjoyable for the most part. The Al Capone two-parter wasn't very good (in fact, part one was fucking awful), but overall it was a pleasant little comedy. I would have continued to watch if it was renewed. Not too broke up over it getting axed.

Behind BCS? Oh, yeah . . . by a mile. One of the best shows? Not so much.

It'll air next season. Titled Eye of the Tiger, it will feature the songs from the band Survivor.

Katherine Bigelow passed on the project.

Knowing that Major took the cure is what made him confess. It was just a matter of time until Peyton and everyone else knew the memory loss was temporary.

And runs away like an ostrich in a lab coat.

Hopefully this finally clears the way for NBC to commit to Time Desk: The Chronicles of Dean Dangerous.

[something, something] . . . Catalina!

I heard that before every game, his son gives the same speech he gave to Spaz and the boys before their basketball game against Camp Mohawk. I bet that never gets old.

He did have an all-time great cameo in Zombieland.

Almost impossibly, it wasn't.

This looks Rob Schneider bad.

So the sun has set on Amy Schumer. Next stop: Co-hosting The View.

Trumped up charges!!! He was NOT hiding in the bushes to avoid the press. He was hiding in the bushes while masturbating and watching nearby children.

Probably the same backup plan as most other federal public servants . . . a huge paycheck as a consultant to a corporation with huge lobbying interests. Also he'll write a book in which he pretends he didn't sign off on the use of torture and the indefinite detention, without meaningful process, of American citizens..