I'm mostly worried about my pets spying on me. And my microwave, . . of course.

I would have loved for Donald to play Chris O'Donnell's role in that movie.

Agreed.

I think the paradigm is that lesbians should be portrayed as proactive. . . and rastafied.

They aren't cats? Who cares, then?

The movie was DOA after the foolish decision to not cast Kim Kardashian as Maral.

4, 3, 1, 2, 5. Four is the greatest single season of television ever.

This was a pleasant enough little show, but for god's sake it isn't in the same stratosphere as either BOT or F&Gs.

You spelled jizz wrong.

I'm more excited about Disney's live-action Song of the South, which will hit theaters in 2019.

If only it was Aladdin on Ice.

The early word is that Emma Stone is a lock for Jasmine.

He's going to be replaced by Danny Egan.

As someone who was once married to the sea, I can totally relate to that song.

Is your five year old listening to New Pornographers?

Is it that good?

Maybe. But he's a complete dumbass in this instance.

Pornography isn't an offensive word. It's a very useful word, in fact, for meaningful discussions. This is a real head scratcher, for me. And, regardless, given the meaning of the term new pornography, which is the genesis of the band name . . . the whole controversy is downright stupid.

I liked last season, but have no hesitation in saying it was the worst season so far. And I thought the final three episodes last season were very weak. This episode made me laugh, . . there were a lot of good jokes, but the episode overall just didn't work all that well. Reminded me of the most recent season of…

Bring back Psych.