And here I am still waiting for a Plants v. Zombies movie.

Dax Shepard should stop trying to make movies and just be satisfied with being Mr. Kristin Bell.

The first episode will be the mission to discover uniforms.

Trump promised universal healthcare paid for by the government. One promise I wished he kept.

Single payer is probably never coming to America now. We've reached the bizarre position in which Democrats are the champions for a private insurance based healthcare model that was the conservative alternative to single payer, and Republicans can't figure out what to champion. From this point forward, Obamacare…

They're good quality. I've probably ordered a couple dozen over time. As long as you are careful washing 'em, they hold up well. I've mostly ordered classic tees, but I recently got a lightweight hoodie that I really like too. My wife has ordered a couple of different styles of women's shirts and she's liked them…

It's just Ronald McDonald's semen . . . right?

Season 4 will be sold at a pop-up store for one day only in Moose Jaw. Sometime this summer.

Most annoying Grey's Anatomy character? Jeezus, . . it's like a forty-way tie. If they actually come up with an award for this, they should call it the Heigl.

I got a Dumb Starbucks shirt at Redbubble before they pulled the design. It's one of my most-prized possessions.

I saw him at White Castle. He working the drive-thru window.

Did I do that? Probably the greatest catchphrase in TV history.

He was great as an intense cop on a couple of Lifetime original movies.

There was a character called Myrtle Urkel on Family Matters. It was Steve's cousin. You guessed it . . . White in drag.

Agree to no Jaleel. It's not only Steve, though. Also Stephan. And Urkelbot. And Cousin Myrtle.

Jaleel is one of those lucky few who had so much success early that he can just pick and choose his projects for the rest of his life. The fortune he made on Urkel-os cereal alone would last him ten lifetimes. Good for him.

I don't think the author knows what DOA means.

I hope it gets another season. That show somewhat slowly evolved into a quality series. I'll definitely be there for season 2, if it happens. Glad that Outcast got a season 2.

Yeah. But in that photo, he looks like a monkey.

I think that was John Oliver's line.