I think you're confused. This is the sequel to The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel. Or to Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. I forget which.:

I haven't watched any of the new Amazon pilots yet, but I am demanding a second season of Patriot.

He's also a big fan of the part of the Declaration of Independence referring to merciless Indian savages for the same reason.

Selena Gomez. Profoundly cringe-worthy. Those just seem to go together.

We'll have hordes of robot rappin' grannies flooding our cities any day now.

He'll end up renting the wrong movie, though, and confuse Andrew Jackson with Samuel L. Jackson.

You'd think even Trump couldn't fuck up St. Patrick's day. But, no, he managed.

He actually knows who Professor X is, because he reads!

Yeah . . . I don't think St. Patrick was an immigrant. He was taken to Ireland as a slave. We don't like that slave/immigrant equivalency.

Trump = lying kindergarten kid. Checks out.

Chris Kattan waits by the phone . . . .

He conceived Ivanka to be his sex partner after Ivana got too old. That's pretty well known.

I'm going to listen to it as soon as I finish Franco's reading of the King James Bible.

This show went off the rails for me about mid-point in Season 2.

Hannity is a sack of shit. That's all I got to say.

No . . . I got you! Shatner was on a bar stool in the corner crooning MacArthur Park while I was making out on the sofa. Check. Mate.

Thanks for the tip. The next time I imprison a woman in hopes that she'll fall in love with me, I'll work extra-hard on the ceasing to be a dick part. Ah, romance. Ain't it grand?

Choosing to remain captive to save your father from the captor is not a choice. Stockholm Syndrome isn't a technically correct description. But the reality is that the Beast imprisons a woman in hopes that she'll fall in love with him. It's deeply creepy. And offensive.

The best modern description I've read recently was it isn't Stockholm Syndrome really, but whatever it is, it is awful. At the end of the day, there really isn't getting around the fact that Beast imprisons a woman and they fall in love. There is something deeply creepy and offensive in that. (Haven't seen the new…

He'll always be Not Cat Stevens to me.