He's destined to be a hipster forever, . . unless he can find someone on the internet who will tolerate him before the stroke of midnight.

Oh sure, I imprisoned a woman in hopes that she'd fall in love with me . . . and I got arrested!!!! How is that fair?

William Shatner's rendition of MacArthur Park.

I'm still waiting for someone to launch the Mission Unpossible franchise, with a grownup Ralph Wiggum leading the UMF.

Those aren't thumbs.

Mads also walked out of a meeting with me when I pitched my Mad About You reboot: Mads About You. (By meeting I mean awkward encounter is a men's room.)

Raj from The Big Bang Theory said it best: Aquaman sucks.

Vince Gill?

Drunk. Whether in Canada or elsewhere.

Yeah. But all of his shows suck. So there's that. He should maybe just be a network exec, where some of his innovations (and I think you give him too much credit there, btw) could move forward without his creative input to make them suck.

The first episode is being re-aired tonight in Powerless's time slot.

Searching For Bobby Fischer is a wonderful movie.

After reading the review, my hopes were up. After watching, . . not so much. It really wasn't that good. It's okay. Generates some laughs. B- . . . tops. That might be generous.

Again, . . disagree. Good for Affleck for getting into rehab, but a celebrity in this day and age sharing his struggles on facebook is not courageous . . . and it diminishes the meaning of courage to pretend it is. I mean, I'm sorry. But a mega-star millionaire actor sharing his alcoholism story is nothing…

Should use hooplehead instead.

We'll have to agree to disagree about that. As an addict myself, who has been up and down with recovery over the years, I just don't see a lot of courage in this. I'm always perplexed at the rush to laud celebrities with the bravery badge for publicly sharing their struggles.

Snoop was just getting Trump back for not asking him to be the Chair of the National Endowment for the Arts after Stallone turned it down.

Did it?

In related news, Affleck is launching his own brand of vodka. It's a pear-flavored vodka called Au Pear.

We don't know that he's not a supervillain.