And Candle Cove was copied and pasted and expanded upon all over the internet, including people creating actual video episodes and elaborate fake origin background stories of episodes, characters, actors, and legends. That we know the identity of the author of the original fake discussion thread doesn't exclude it…

Yes.

Keeping it to six episodes helps.

I found it generally unsettling and often genuinely frightening. And I'm decades past 12.

This is great news for me. I loved Channel Zero: Candle Cove.. I've watched it all three times now. It might be #1 for me in all of 2016 television. It was unusual, wonderfully atmospheric, fascinating, and ultimately heart-wrenching. I was already looking forward to this year's effort. Glad to know there will be…

Counterpoint: Domino's

Unless television is lying to me, and I sincerely doubt that, Papa John's has the best pizza. And there are at least a thousand of those in every state.

Didn't we all kind of know, or at least strongly suspect, that Costas was The Zodiac?

Then how will I get my rhythmic gymnastics and rabid nationalism fixes?

Human interest stories. That's what it is about. Fogs the mind.

Seconded.

Is Tirico transforming into George Foreman, or is that just a bad picture?

That'd be her m i l k-sHAke.

In that vein, I was just listening to Okkervil River's John Allyn Smith Sails.

The tomahawk chops?

I like it.

In my alternate world, Sherrod Brown is President and Elizabeth Warren is VP. And the Kitten Bowl has replaced the Super Bowl as America's sport's obsession.

I'd like to see Coolio as Coolio, a sidekick to a Schwarzenegger reprise of Mr. Freeze.

Itchy and Scratchy.

Wow. And I didn't think there was anything that could make the Grammys less appealing.