That's because he adopted a girl genetically predisposed to have enormous knockers rather than inner city midgets. (Alex Karras too….coincidence??)

He was sort of the Joe Paterno of 80's sitcom patriarchs.

Doctor = ghost fucker

That's one death pool that would have made a chance $100 bet on the underdog a windfall.

Ubu man, Ubu.  Unless Yogi Bear has gone senile.

The county fair circuit provides both modest income as well as sustenance in the form of all you can eat funnel cakes.

The county fair circuit provides both modest income as well as sustenance in the form of all you can eat funnel cakes.

"But then people get all bent out of shape when you DON'T just keep them on your own phone."  - Brett Favre

"But then people get all bent out of shape when you DON'T just keep them on your own phone."  - Brett Favre

I was waiting with a "there is nothing you can possess" quote.  Damn those generous Guamanians!

I was waiting with a "there is nothing you can possess" quote.  Damn those generous Guamanians!

As if the Bills' offense wasn't already anemic enough, now there's a giant Hillary Clinton torso to backhand them away from the end zone.

As if the Bills' offense wasn't already anemic enough, now there's a giant Hillary Clinton torso to backhand them away from the end zone.