Why is "David Spade sensuously licking a female bodybuilder’s bicep while wearing a John Oates costume" included in a list of obviously unfunny stuff?  That sounds awesome.  No way in hell I'm watching this movie, but if somebody wants to paint that, I will hang it proudly upon my wall.

I thought that was Colin Quinn

snoop likes money

snoop likes money

I am consistently disappointed by the failure of Schur news items to reference Ken Tremendous.

I am consistently disappointed by the failure of Schur news items to reference Ken Tremendous.

I'm not sure you can actually eat an apple, because, like, it's not even an apple anymore when you eat it.  I'm so high right now.

I'm not sure you can actually eat an apple, because, like, it's not even an apple anymore when you eat it.  I'm so high right now.

What. The fuck. Is juice?

What. The fuck. Is juice?

You really nailed the essence of the tragedy there.

You really nailed the essence of the tragedy there.

PWNED BY THE RAIL GNU!!!!!1

PWNED BY THE RAIL GNU!!!!!1

"The two singers were strangers when they recorded “Hunger Strike,” but I like to imagine they rubbed off on each other during the process."  Eww.

Look, Ken Tremendous!

Clearly says Usoma bin Ladden, not Osama bin Laden. Get your shit straight.

Yeah, it's a really bad review.  Brent DiCr…something did some good stuff over there back in the day though.  IIRC if not the first bad album covers list, certainly the best.

Somebody forgot to smoke up before Your Highness.

3 amigos lags anytime the gringos are off the screen?  i submit the conversation including plethoras of pinatas and flowers that may or may not open to el guapo to the contrary