Fourth!
The idea for primer on classic comedians. It's one of the few mediums I actually feel knowledgeable about, and I'm tired of feeling like an idiot in the face of weekly postings that draw from sources I've never heard or seen!

I bet you guys are waiting to review Radiohead's box set!
I knew it. The RIAA offered you an ultimatum, saying that you couldn't post a review until their "official" product came out.

OKay …
STARTING TO GET WORRIED. RADIOHEAD REVIEW?

Freddy Got Fingered
… is "brilliant!" That said, who longs for that much simpler time where there were, oh, NO one-word quotes on the movie poster?

Beware: typos!
Carry on … these aren't the droids you're looking for.

Second!
And I say it only because it is so obvious that many AVC'ers find it so annoying. Exposing your weakness … who ridiculous of you.

Freddy Got Fingered has a following …
But it was still very much a flop … or more like a bloody, cursing faceplant into the sidewalk of America.

Before any weird person searches for that …
I'm lying. But what about the clown show?

ShieldMaiden
"Zac" is a common shortening of "Zachary," which also has no "k."

Catwoman
I fell asleep about halfway through and woke up in the middle of the fight between Halle and Sharon. The catnip scene was definitely too eroticized. I wonder if folks that love their cartoon women with tails will dig this, though.

Does it have a replica of Beyonce's vagina featured prominently near the mouthpiece?
Slurp.

When I lived in a small town in Louisiana …
I made an observation that was only half-joking: "The only black people in Denham Springs that you see … well, they're running."

The biggest problem with this philosophy …
is that it breeds ignorance about sex. Sex, for most people, is inevitable, and it's probably going to happen for a lot of teens. I've read somewhere that teen pregnancy rates have been rising in correlation with the amount of abstinence being taught in schools. Someone…

Wow - my brain is fried.
That previous headline should have read, "I misread that (the headline) as 'Kid on Absinthe'"

I read that is "kid on Absinthe"
Which really made the first few seconds of the video clip quite surreal.

What Modest Mouse song played on "Idol?"
Did that contestant lose? I love the band, but he's not exactly the most melodic, pleasantly voiced fucker on the planet, now is he?

I also thought …
it was Corrosion of Conformity at first, and I wondered to myself why anyone (most especially someone from the AVC) would give a fuck about Corrosion of Conformity doing video diaries.

Yay!
They just added a Louisville stop. Getting the tickets on the 13th. Sweet baby Jesus.

And to counterpoint that!
I wish was in even more mainstream stuff, although he does make enough appearances on mainstream TV. He was the best part of that first Star Trek:TNG movie.

Pat … seconding
I love it when people say their life turned around 360 degrees. I know what they mean; I can't help but laugh.