Can someone help me write this joke about Joseph Fiennes name being pronounced in the same off-brand way as his brother's? I'm too tired. ("Joy Fiennes")

I wish they had conventions for stuff I like. Like Miss Saigon Con, or Butter Pecan Con… or Breaking Into Song Con! That didn't exactly work… Con.

Sorry sir, although we respect your right to practice your religious beliefs, we have to remind you that the appropriate "curse Disqus" thread is a couple of scrolls upwards from here. You'll smell the smoke from the torches before you see the tips of the pitchforks.

It's not too far away from being a line from an actual Future of the Left song. Actually.

That's nothing. I once saw a woman lift a controller threatening to crush her infant child!

Even if Timothy Dalton is an excellent voice actor, I have a hard time imagining anyone other than the original cast doing the voices of the penguins. Also, I'm pretty sure Sean Connery is dead. Or something.

Yeah, between his work on Rubicon, The Walking Dead and The Good Wife, there's really nothing to suggest he'll disappoint. Unless the show turns out to be sub-Supernatural, SyFy-y crap. Which, judging by that synopsis, does seem to be a pretty likely outcome.

I dunno, Graceland's Aaron Tveit and Satisfaction's Matt Passmore aside, USA's been pretty good at casting leading men in their shows, not just the bland pretty-people that would have been cast had the same shows been on network. Let's see: Tony Shalhoub, James Roday, Dule Hill, Jeffrey Donovan, Bruce Campbell, Coby…

Coming here to find that @beema isn't absolutely furious at the Top Pick has upended my world. I think I will use this as an excuse to talk like Bizarro for the rest of the day. Hello!

His phrasing and complete commitment to singing in character (not just doing the voice) is what makes this song for me. So many unexpected, idiosyncratic choices.

Wow, my mind is well and truly blown! I blame my not knowing the pinball song was the Pointer Sisters on growing up in Norway and thus never hearing the original vocal track.

So jealous. One of the days had three of my all-time favourites on the same bill (Rocket from the Crypt, New Pornographers and Glassjaw), which I'm pretty sure would have made me explode with joy had I been there. Europe sucks.

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Fun Fun Fest?

Is that assumption based on knowledge you have on Logan's personal life? Try as I might, looking back on it, I can't put my finger on anything that made me feel that way — though to be fair, I didn't know anything about John Logan when I watched it (and still don't).

Sorry for butting in, but I think there's a case for neither of them ending up in the red, as it were. I don't even think you have to be egregiously optimistic to think so. James' plans (or "plans") for a South American getaway seemed more like a ridiculous pipe dream than anything, an overreaction to the trapped…

"has proven to be a viscous beast"

Mjølner. Mjølner mjølner mjølner. Mjølner.

Do they only have one harpoon between them? I always forget to check.

Man, I really hope you're right.