Attention internet, I would definitely bang Sarah Vowell if she gave me the chance. That is all.

I am giving you a high five through the internet.

Feigned modesty just makes the fuck you that much bigger.

Comparing yourself to Fela Kuti?
Congratulations. You just earned yourself a big FUCK YOU from me. Hope you like it.

If you read the article you'd know that M.I.A doesn't even know when the Sri Lankan New Year is. How seriously should we take her? How is it unreasonable that we expect her to be politically well-informed, considering that her entire schtick is that she's politically well-informed? It's not her having an opinion that…

I don't remember Bruce Springsteen endorsing terrorist groups. She had it coming.

Is there a good family guy reference?