I have no desire to pay anything for the "Shrill Harpies Being Divorced and in Foreclosure" traveling shitshow.  I can get that at the local Tuesday night bowling league.

The world seems to be going through a phase where everything needs to be spelled out in easily-understood terms, hence the literal titles.

What's with the Amelie hate?  You found out she's taller than you and got a job working for NBC Universal, so now it's jealousy hate?

Missoni = the clothes women wore when they were transitioning from hippies to working women.

Disqus, the system they're using for comments, is considered a social-networking site and many companies, like mine, block the comments altogether.  I had an email exchange with someone from the AV Club IT staff who said they're trying to do a workaround.  (I'm working at home today, so I can read/comment on my own PC…

Is it clear that Van Halen has actually *done* anything yet?

Why bother flagging that, Doc, when you can just flame them into cinders? You've definitely got the chops for it; you don't need AV Club staff to pull some n00bie asswipe off your back because your head's not up their ass about Kubrick's body of films or anything else.

I believe both Jorge Von Salsa and Frito Pendejo were attorneys and are both currently trying cases in court.

Better remember, Oh Arbiter of Taste, that a) Lemur and I are from Killadelphia, b) we have weapons, and c) having been a message board moderator myself for a much larger site than this one, I can crack this relatively simple cookie at anytime and guess who would go POOF? Hint: It wouldn't be me.

Chill. This has happened on many other boards and posters had the same reaction. After the new functionality is rolled out and people see it as not the Iranian prison they thought it would be, they come on back, register a name and continue spewing vitriol. They'll just be going through Yahoo and Gmail names like a…

Can't the ICP help out this poor childling and put him on the bill for their annual Gathering?

He's a man who has truly mastered the art of the mug shot.

Rush Hour helped Bratner look at books of big asses.

Friday night I watched the Gangland marathon on Spike. Went to the folks on Saturday, where we watched Deadly Women. Mom and Lemur went to see Cowboys and Aliens; I hung out with my pop and watched some football, some Military Channel and some So I Married A Mobster. Finished it up last night with three episodes of…

Same here with the Catholic school bullshit. We also got flyers sent home from school when Motley Crue and Guns 'n Roses put albums out, as they may have a Satanic influence. To my parents, that's a huge recommendation that those albums are worth buying, especially since we have a history of witches and Wiccans on…

In an interview last year in Details, Cube said that he toned it down because he had kids, and the way he was living, he didn't want his kids to become targets for people who had grudges against him.

New Jersey Drive was just on BET the other night. It stands up to the test of time, considering that the police just shot and killed two teenage car thieves in the last month in Newark.

Both Weinstein brothers deserved a hammer to the head for having a Kardashian as a judge on last week's Project Runway.

I think the C-and-lower-list celeb-hunting licenses might possibly resolve the national debt, if priced properly and if hunting hours were kept to weekends and the hours after ET, The Insider, TMZ and Access Hollywood were shown.

Can an Aussie who's not a satanic goat please explain how Woolworth's = classism?