So, sex without the champagne farts?

You get your hookers at White Castle?

You get your hookers at White Castle?

For the import-only crowd, the Honda Ridgeline makes a decent Escalade EXT substitute.

For the import-only crowd, the Honda Ridgeline makes a decent Escalade EXT substitute.

Catholics:  The blood and spooge wipe right off!

Catholics:  The blood and spooge wipe right off!

Rebecca Black appeared reproductively viable, and this girl clearly is not, making this video more likely to appeal to a different, albeit still disturbing, demographic.

Rebecca Black appeared reproductively viable, and this girl clearly is not, making this video more likely to appeal to a different, albeit still disturbing, demographic.

No way THAT could go wrong…

No way THAT could go wrong…

He gets the Spring Surprise.

He gets the Spring Surprise.

Awesome ribs with a watermelon glaze, amirite?

Awesome ribs with a watermelon glaze, amirite?

Is that a Beastie Boys song?

Is that a Beastie Boys song?

I was an English major.  Rejection?  Freelance work?  No, boys… the career services office didn't even list us unemployed for a week. Very first job fair, OrrinReede, the temp agencies come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You
know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the
cale…

I was an English major.  Rejection?  Freelance work?  No, boys… the career services office didn't even list us unemployed for a week. Very first job fair, OrrinReede, the temp agencies come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You
know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the
cale…

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