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Lawyer Applegate
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This is for you, Core Concept -

I'm not that fat.

I'm not that fat.

If that album isn't used, I will give Bravo a Faygo enema.

If that album isn't used, I will give Bravo a Faygo enema.

You meant 'enema,' right?

You meant 'enema,' right?

Diabeetus.  Pure, pharmaceutical-grade diaBEETUS.

Diabeetus.  Pure, pharmaceutical-grade diaBEETUS.

Will there be nasal cola-lavage torture scenes?

Will there be nasal cola-lavage torture scenes?

Mulan is gonna rip that narrow little bitch a new ass.

Mulan is gonna rip that narrow little bitch a new ass.

Shruggin' 2: Static Boogaloo

Shruggin' 2: Static Boogaloo

How about a theme park with sabre-tooth tigers and wooly mammoths?  Several dozen of those could kill a lot of scientist-types.

How about a theme park with sabre-tooth tigers and wooly mammoths?  Several dozen of those could kill a lot of scientist-types.

He looks like Judd Nelson ate Andy Kaufman.

He looks like Judd Nelson ate Andy Kaufman.

My cannon-moulded pile is a pile of shit.  Much like Bob Dylan, come to think of it…