Unlike admitting to shopping at IKEA, which is the very zenith o' cool.

Hey Beavis - he much prefers The Division Bell.

Hey Beavis - he much prefers The Division Bell.

I will defend The Final Cut, damn it. It's a great small album from a great band, and the last great album from that band.

I will defend The Final Cut, damn it. It's a great small album from a great band, and the last great album from that band.

Also, the zaniest guy's sister gets knocked up by a huge snob, who then apologizes sincerely and offers to either marry her; pay for an abortion, a months' bereavement leave from her job as a maid, and all subsequent mental health counseling; or to provide her with $75,000 child support per annum, adjusted for…

Also, the zaniest guy's sister gets knocked up by a huge snob, who then apologizes sincerely and offers to either marry her; pay for an abortion, a months' bereavement leave from her job as a maid, and all subsequent mental health counseling; or to provide her with $75,000 child support per annum, adjusted for…

*craps in pool, hi-fives Miller*

*craps in pool, hi-fives Miller*

When you someone drop monocle…

When you someone drop monocle…

'Drop monocle' so deserves to become a meme…

'Drop monocle' so deserves to become a meme…

Wa'ss wiv da lips?

Wa'ss wiv da lips?

So Skinny Puppy = Bill Haley. Good to know why the theme song to Happy Days makes me feel so edgy and sad.

So Skinny Puppy = Bill Haley. Good to know why the theme song to Happy Days makes me feel so edgy and sad.

Chicken fried steak raped?

Chicken fried steak raped?

He has four asses.