He has four asses.

Your superball is rumored to have a toxic substance at the core that provides it with sky-high bouncing powers.

Your superball is rumored to have a toxic substance at the core that provides it with sky-high bouncing powers.

I have three and a half nipples.

I have three and a half nipples.

That chick's mom has seven inches…

That chick's mom has seven inches…

Again, with those hideous shorts!

Again, with those hideous shorts!

Her shorts are terrifying.  They hint at unspeakable horrors.

Her shorts are terrifying.  They hint at unspeakable horrors.

Did Ricky Gervais do the cover art?

Did Ricky Gervais do the cover art?

Ahh, yes - the 'point.'

Ahh, yes - the 'point.'

Apparently, he's somehow related to Ke$ha.

Also, Sconn's failure to include Woman-children is sexist.

That's why I won't let you finger-bang me.

Daniel Inouye was a straight-up murder-death-kill machine.

Daniel Inouye was a straight-up murder-death-kill machine.