Wow, but being a sniveling puss has changed since I was one in junior high.

Wow, but being a sniveling puss has changed since I was one in junior high.

When you're a spy…

When you're a spy…

Does your Martha Stewart impersonation involve doilies and a corn-silk merkin?

Does your Martha Stewart impersonation involve doilies and a corn-silk merkin?

HipsterDBag, all we want to know is whether the child prostitute consoled you while you cried, or stole your wallet and your keys?

HipsterDBag, all we want to know is whether the child prostitute consoled you while you cried, or stole your wallet and your keys?

Let me be the first to welcome you to second-hand canceraids.

Let me be the first to welcome you to second-hand canceraids.

The law…

The law…

Bulgaria's closer to $100,000,000.00.

Bulgaria's closer to $100,000,000.00.

Her son is named 'Danger.'  That alone qualifies her as a villain.

Her son is named 'Danger.'  That alone qualifies her as a villain.

I suppose it depends, in part, on the book.

I suppose it depends, in part, on the book.

I prove my whiteness through dance.

I prove my whiteness through dance.