OK - first, we name him 'Nick Loogy.'  And then his cock-eyes cause his downfall by way of humorous but ultimately fatal pratfalls, due to poor depth perception and unbridled enthusiasm - for cock.

OK - first, we name him 'Nick Loogy.'  And then his cock-eyes cause his downfall by way of humorous but ultimately fatal pratfalls, due to poor depth perception and unbridled enthusiasm - for cock.

Music is just organized noise, and noise is poison to the mind.

Music is just organized noise, and noise is poison to the mind.

I was going to hum one of their songs while scooting my filthy butt across the bright white, deep-pile carpet in their living room, but I will acknowledge that your idea has merit as well.

I was going to hum one of their songs while scooting my filthy butt across the bright white, deep-pile carpet in their living room, but I will acknowledge that your idea has merit as well.

Rob Schneider IS… The American Man-imal!

Jesus' homosexuality is an open secret?

‽ represents the romantic encounter between Dolemite and Mrs. Cavaletti. 

Sirrah, prepare thyself for a bout of fisticuffs that shall end in thy savage thrashing as surely as Pearl Jam eateth the peanuts out of Kurt Cobain's runny, opiate-laced shit.

Well, ok - for the children!

Are you dropping striped bass, or large-mouth bass?

An ANGRY genius, natch.

Machete Kills Kick Ass, Too

Iron and Wine sounds like lullabies for suicidal toddlers.

Laser hair removal.  So people would stop mistaking her asshole for a smashed tarantula.

Applause!

Hell, didn't we all?

Somehow, this reminds me of Smoove B.

Terri Rable used to smash us on the head with her clogs.