Tits?

Paging Leonard Nimoy… paging Leonard Nimoy…

Frieda Kahlo's eyebrow got caught in Frieda Pinto's minge.

I fuck only oxen and Richard Kiel.

Yo momma so fat, her titties got feet.

@avclub-2dd78e6d27abfc8092491a5b76d415fa:disqus - Is the Laplander doing a pratfall whilst biting off my nuts?  And, really, for pratfalls with a hint of racism it's hard to top The Juice in the first Naked Gun…

Surely you cede that one can be a)  A much better man than Mitt Romney; and b) an asshole.

Do you really need to ask?

We're leaning toward Jewban.

If so, I will reclaim my Dungeons & Dragons name: Grotan, Lord of the Swamp.

And then there's this:

I see that you opened with the "Big If" gambit.   Nice.

If Santorum spews from the mouth, you're doing it wrong.

I liked the world better before I realized that the article does not refer to "Chelsea Handler’s reign as television queefmaker."

"If" they're soaked in sand and hardened?

Clearly, the Germans were looking to acquire distressed properties in which they could film legions of men wearing dress shoes and sequined bird masks as they ejaculated onto the semen-slickened skin of ketamine-addled Roma women with club feet, cleft palates, and other sexy congenital birth defects.  Really, their…

Farrier, goddam it.  Charon doesn't have shit to do with horses.

Don't knock the 'firemen and sharks' angle - Jaws meets Backdraft!

I felt OK until her feet led me to this:  http://www.wikifeet.com/Ann…

It's not so much 'real' as it is surreal…