Don't call me 'dude,' sport.

James.
Best of the night, tail or no.

Oh, yeah - Casey might as well have wrapped his cock in a picture of Gloria Steinem and fucked J-Lo's mouth while she tried to shriek for help through the sound-deadening thatch of his rusty Brillo merkin. He's a goner for sure; we don't truck with that sort of profligate degeneracy on Idol.

Just wondering…
Given the Great Gatsby shutdown, does this create the risk that Ben Affleck will team up with Tyler Perry to remake Gigli in blackface?

a) followed by 2) followed by d)? Am I missing a meme?

Tell us, Rabin - TELL US!

When you call 'bottom' three times while looking in the mirror, Jacob Lusk appears clad only in a teal boa and sodomizes you while singing a gospel version of 'The End.'

Color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was?

I think that Young Jacob might be played by Tay Zonday.

I missed the Clumps.
It's just not Idol without watching Jacob's aunties jumping up and down in their floral-print Sunday muu-muus, clapping their terrifying giantess hands together like a gaggle of hyperlymphatic, cross-dressing Arsenio Halls…

Nathalie shot Becky, right? While she was shitting, no less. With what looks like a cross between a travel-size hairdryer and a barbecue grill lighter.

Uh-huh huh huh… you watch Samurai Jack. Hey Beavis - 'Eh.' watches 'Samurai Jack.'

We Anglophones are a huffy bunch, aren't we?

…or wondering why his wife wants him to sodomize the pool boy.

OBMA gave me your DPMS AR-15 with the heavy-barrel flat-top upper in .204 Ruger for Christmas.

DOH! HATCHET! Stupid stubby fingers…

I, too, appreciate the respect and restraint and camaraderie shown.

Presumably he shit himself after depleting his arsenal of stones, whereupon he commenced the shit-slinging and the aliens left before young Hagar vomited in terror.

And here I was…
hoping that the line 'gotta have my bowl' was a Miley Cyrus salvia shout-out.

I am Keyser Soze.