And then I, playing your sassy bisexual neighbor of indeterminate ethnicity said 'Oh, SNAP!' and we all went to Applebee's for dessert.

4. No More

Richard Pryor had the Hottest Biped title briefly, though…

Gail granted droit du seigneur to the Kings of Leon, so I'm not surprised.

Kirsten Wiig is unrepentantly, unflaggingly not funny. She is even less amusing than that retarded tranny, Molly Shannon.

My grandmother was a horrible bigot who rarely used slurs. She didn't need to, since she was capable of saying words such as 'Catholic' and 'divorced' and 'Irish' with enough vitriol to let her intended victim know exactly how little she thought of them.

Registration is like property ownership, in that it conveys both rights and responsibilities.

This will be a huge boon to Ron Jeremy.

classic flynn wins the NoseCoffee Spit-Take Sweepstakes!

I didn't know - so, cut the 'has' and pass the 'Woo-HOO!'

Arnold Schwarzenegger on What is Good.

Michael Creighton's polemic screed decrying global warming made 'The Protocols of the Elders of Zion' look like legitimate scholarship. There were at least nine people in Congress who knew to remove their pants before taking a shit, so Creighton loses.

Hell, fellas - my son is six months old, and he is really, really fond of breasts. In a couple of two, three years, when he may be watching Sesame Street, he will still be fond of breasts.

When I worked at McDonald's we'd surreptitiously replace the Muzak source with an 8-track of Paranoid. Only one customer ever noticed.

If Mr. Durst copies anything, I'd rather it be Rob Pilatus.

AJR's comment made me laugh while feeling ashamedly aroused.

McG levels of meta are found here, with soce pretending that he isn't living in someone's college dorm room, and that the ro0m is actually his room and not an oversized room of which he sublets a portion from a 19 year-old who wants to study film, and that the room that isn't really his was decorated like a dorm-room…

And so my foie gras smuggling empire was born, plundering Denver's rich supply of geese and shipping their macerated livers east and west.

You're more a fan of gay theatre?

I came in the mouth of MikeMartz1999's lithe, supple, 21 year-old girlfriend, within the penthouse suite of one MM99's Brooklyn apartment buildings, while Superdeformed and Bez took turns throttling me.