Copy that. Women like this do not exist for all practical purposes. They live on another plane. I'm guessing Soul Plane.

Red Dress Blerg
Yow. That is all. Also, it was brutally funny, with the fan and the backlighting. That's just not fair. Cutesy, doe-eyed Liz outside the apartment raised it to a NATO level of unfairness.

More Throwaway Business
When Jack addressed the executive lunchroom:

"Jews for Cheeses" is officially the funniest thing ever. It's a shame that it was a throwaway gag some people probably missed.

Speaking of acting ability, it's a testament to the makers of Shattered Glass that not even Hayden Christensen could sink that movie. Though it was interesting watching The Sarsgaard, on the complete opposite end of the acting spectrum, almost visibly battling Hayden's craptacularness every time they were on screen…

"Quiet! A whale is in trouble… I have to go."

Clearly
That second picture in the article, with Madonna and her cackling cohort enjoying froofy red beverages, is just begging for a pithy caption.

Emerson
"I love you, shovel."

Help Me Liz Lemon, You're My Only Hope!
THERE's my 30 Rock. *hugs* It's back in all its manic glory, now with 20% more Pete!

If You Were a Twee, What Kind of Twee Would You Be?
Lest I trigger an overload on the food metaphors…

The Feyster Over Bellucci
Fat Jenna needs to go very soon. It appears that she gained her weight through eating all or parts of Toofer, Pete, Frank, Josh, and basically everyone in the writer's room. I need my Pointless Friedlander Hat Chuckle. They've been persona non grata, all at the expense of this crap Jenna plot…