Hey look, I forgot where the comma/space bar is on my keyboard.

IMHO
I don't knowParks & Rec's most recent episode deserves a spot on this list much more than "Practice Date".

1. Stringer
2. Randy
3. Ziggy… just kidding, I mean Omar.

But it wasn't #1! HOW DARE YOU!

Did they do…
a riff on the time Glenn Beck said "Hey, I'm not saying Obama's a racist, I just think he has deep-seated problems with white people white culture."

Actually, it's because NBC is so far down the toilet that Heroes is one of their more successful shows. Let the sweet, sweet tragedy of that fact sink in for a minute.

Yeah, I think it's going to be one of those on-again off-again deals, too. It just seems like too much of a dick move on the writers' part to spend an entire season teasing the whole Barney/Robin thing only to have it fizzle out after 7 episodes.

"Three fistfuls of hair? That's not even possible!"

Taco del Mar
Right? Right?

"All this killing won't bring your family back!"

"I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California so I can be one!"
I really liked this ep, but some of the characters are still pretty inconsistent. For instance, in one scene Puck's playing his guitar and seems to be genuinely enjoying a jam session with his fellow glee members, and later he's (for no…

Don't listen to them, Heisler! We aren't worth it! Flee, Heisler! Flee for your life!

Damn, Heisler
Are you a masochist or something? Why are you still recapping this show?

legions *of* Hank fans, dammit.

I'm still waiting for the legions Hank fans to wade into this "Modern Family vs. Community" forum war.

Department of Redundancy Department
"Annie, a *character* whose been one of the less-defined *characters* on the show so far"

Plus, if she were 30, she would have been in elementary school when she was taking down Noriega. If so, that's a flashback episode that absolutely needs to happen.

"How are lightning and above ground pools natural enemies?"
"Just go with it."

Pregnancy
I wish I could have been a fly on the writers room wall to find out exactly how they convinced themselves into thinking this pregnancy plot was a good idea. I mean, Terri's supposed to be further along than Quinn by at least a month, so how the hell is she going to explain a ten-month long gestation to Will?

Terri dealing meth to students would have made for a much funnier subplot.