Two glaring omissions
In my mind, at least.
Porque te vas - because you're gone by Jeanette Dimeche
Du hast mich- You have me by Rammstein

An embarassing admission
Okay, so I was fairly young when I first read The Horror at Red Hook but it wasn't until years later (after I saw Roots. No actually I'm pretty sure my dad broke it down for me) that I became aware of the racism throughout the story. Did this happen with anyone else or is it just another…

Unbalanced reportage!
Where is the interviewee who demands their roommate have sex in front of them? Apparently they did not interview any frat brothers.

Family+Dexter=death
While I understand that Dexter marrying Rita was probably a natural progression for the writers to take, I still can't believe they did it. The Dexter scenes in this episode were easily the most boring of the entire series.
I keep hoping the writers do something unexpected with character development…

Someone needs a zantac
Apparently when Dustin Diamond has indigestion, the original cast of SBTB burst forth in a ball of stomach acid and flame.

For the vegans,
how about some rocky mountain soysters?

That would be ETT.

Mo-mo combines the classic American fears
Of the brown skinned and gay. I think it actually stands for Moslem-Mosexual. Next week's episode will probably introduce a swine-flu having somali pirate, Flu-mali.
But all in all, not a bad show yet. Definitely one of the plot-heaviest half hour of programming I've seen in a…

Microsoft could really help out
By making a search engine that can find my keys.
Reading that makes me think I'm channeling my grandmother today.

Looking for maniacal food? Try the ninth circle of hell.
Definitely one of the best commercials in Wyoming was for Buttrey Food and Drug. Featuring a diverse cast of food items, a jingle proclaiming that "Buttrey's prices keeping going down, down, down!" would play while the gallon of milk, with his buddies raw beef…

"You'l never find someone else who likes both Wu-Tang Clan and Seinfeld."

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Wouldn't the best mating strategy involve sleeping pills and a definite lack of consent? And who the fuck goes clubbing anyway?
I think I'll stick to my mating strategy of trolling for babes on Robert Smith message boards.

"Rapist backing up! Don't get raped!"

That hat says party and porno at the same time!
With a hat like that, I bet he doesn't even need to use roofies to help him pick up herpes as well.

I give it five years, tops.
It's only a matter of years before 'lowest common denominator' starts showing up on autopsy reports under cause of death.

Spin: where good writers go to die.
It's really too bad Jonathan Ames is wasting his time writing about Marilyn Manson, when there's so much that could still be done with the mangina.

Toby Keith makes me sad I named my dog Toby.
It's like having a kid named Adolf.
Every I go in my state of Wyo. I have to hear this bastard. They actually still play the Taliban Song, and not out of some sense of gen-x angst or irony. Even if it were ironic it would still raise my ire.

It breaks my heart to see those stars
Smashing a perfectly good guitar.
Wow. How cool is it when, like, an indie band keeping art real totally fucks one of their instruments?
No one has an excuse to smash a guitar these days, unless their parents were fascist and killed by Woodie Guthrie's gitter. Then they can smash…

Norway is not Sweden.
Fuck. Sweden. Maybe she'd move to Sweden.

Always look on the bright side of black metal.
Maybe she'll use this part of her life to become a more self-aware musician. Maybe it'll bring more visceral emotion into her lyrics. Maybe she'll begin to wear only black. And just maybe, she'll move to Norway and Join Opeth.