Pet Theory: Alien is lying about his past in order to help further his "myth" status.  He isn't even from Florida.  He is, in fact, a bad teen named Daniel Desario from a small town in Michigan.

It's so weird watching Spring Breakers that these girls are the same age as me.  It only really hits me when they start singing "Hot in Here" and so on.

I spit on your spit.
I piss on your spit.
I shit on your piss.
I fart on your shit.
I laugh at your fart.
We are friends again!
Hey!

In other news…

I watched the first episode and a half of Orange is the New Black, but Netflix won't work on the TV, so I'm watching Iron Man 2 now.

I am always blown away when I hear Nurse Jackie is still around.

MAIZE KRAIZE'S EMMY WINNERS, BASED ON WHAT HE'S WATCHED THIS YEAR:

In good Emmy's news, not a single McFarlane show nominated for best animated comedy, but Bob's Burgers and Regular Show are.

Wait, not a single fucking New Girl nomination?  Jake and Zooey got nominated, right?  They must have.  THEY MUST HAVE (Jake to win, Zooey to lose to Tina Fey for S7 of 30 Rock).

So Netflix shows can be nominated for Emmys?  ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT BETTER BE NOMINATED NEXT YEAR.

Just used Comedy Central direct for the first time.  It's kind of amazing how simple it is.

I was about to complain about Orange is the New Black doing the "LOOK, LESBIAN BOOBS!" thing right up top like House of Cards did, but then I realized it was probably character development, and not just random boobs.

CASINO
THE DEPARTED
BRINGING OUT THE DEAD

It's super super dumb.  Like, so dumb.

I mean, in that all talk show appearances are free promotion to other networks.  If TWD is popular, people will tune into watch an actor they like from that do improv.  Then they see commercials for CW sitcoms.  By having stars from other places on, they get more viewers, which helps them.

But we'll still have Dikachu, I guess?

It's so good.

While we're ranking the albums of bands who we've heard a bunch of albums by:

NO STATION TO STATION NO PEACE.

Yo dawg, I'm pretty stoned, I should really watch the season over again.  Cool.