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I cannot describe how happy having speakers, and thus my record player functioning again, makes me feel.  I long ago left that phase of "everything sounds WAY BETTER ON VINYL man like mp3s are for idiots" that every teenager has when he gets a record player, but simply having music physically there always gives me a

I haven't been, since I will not / have never had the money.

I'd put Jay as one of the best, if only because he managed to have two-three great records.  I'd say The Blueprint is in the upper-echelon of rap albums, at least.

If you're digging mid-90s hip-hop, go with Reasonable Doubt.  It's very much in the 90's mafioso rap genre, and has a Biggie verse (I think).

As someone who's favorite 'Chunk album is Majesty Shredding, I'm stoked.

Yeah.  I think it just sort of comes down to a difference in life experience.  I find the marriage stuff to give a moment of levity sometimes, but I don't really recognize it enough in my life to find it that funny.

I saw a single scene from The Newsroom yesterday.  It went something like this.

I've realized all my goals are "having enough money to see/visit [blank]".  So I don't want a good job to have a house or kids or anything, as much as I want one so I can go to India and see Wagner performed in Bayreuth.

Beach front PROPERRRRTY!

Wow.

I have real goals too, if that makes you fell less sad for my life.

I literally cannot understand why you would try to cover a Talking Heads song.  They're the Talking Heads.  They already did it best.  Cover a fucking Beatles song or some shit.

Guys, The Dissolve launches on my birthday, and it will probably be the best thing I get for my birthday this year.

I would straight plow Emma Stone tho.

DEATH TO TODD!
DEATH TO TODD!
DEATH TO TODD!
DEATH TO TODD!
DEATH TO TODD!

I never felt it being funny, at least in what I saw.  I think a lot of why I love The Wire and Mad Men is that they make me laugh out loud frequently, on purpose.  I've heard the same thing is true of The Sopranos which is why it's high on my list.  The first season of Battlestar Galactica also could on occasion, and

If I thought halfway through the season, or a little further, The Americans was starting to get dull due its total lack of humor, should I bother finishing the season?

It is the name of my new show, a Mr. Banana Grabber spin-off starring Mr. Banana Grabber and his black puppet, who sing songs about race relations in the Banana world.