Yeah.  I assumed it'd be the preferred version, but I'm starting to realized this movie would be way better if it were 35 minutes shorter.

It is much longer.

OK, for real, how goddamned long is The New World.

The list joke ends up being used in later years as a comment on list jokes.  I can't remember what is, but Tracy lists two things and then like, "another thing is absurd, to finish the joke!"

You can close that out, but why wouldn't you want to know how sharing a locker room with him is like charing a locker room with a woman and there is no difference, and also want to here unique views on why there isn't a STRAIGHT PRIDE PARADE, HUH?

As someone who came here to talk about The New World, I strongly suggest you don't stop posting.  We all love you too much!

IT HAS BEEN POSTED BELOW, IT'S BECUASE THEY SWITCH AND THEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER'S COCKS HAHAHAHA

ehem

RIP CLARENCE CLEMONS

Cool.  Also, have you met the AV Club's Linsay Funke.

WHAT IS RESTLESS.

Hey, did you quit Twitter?  Also did you see those new LC! shirts?

"That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and I've heard Alex and Dave talk about the Civil War."

Weird.  I just know a lot of guys who were semi-involed in the Netflix series House of Cards #badhumor.

A guy recently went on a live episode of Pete Holmes' podcast You Made it Weird to talk about how he worked at this business.  Check it out!

I guess there is some clique drama going on or something, and it bums me out, so let's all watch this inside of caring.

Then again, that's working under the assumption that Abe1 and Aaron1 are the same Abe and Aaron we are following at the end of the film, which is implied, but also it is implied they are not at the "front" of time, since Abe1 and Aaron1 watch another Abe (Abe0).  This means that either they are not at the furthest…

Eh. Dumb post. Guided by Voices rule though.

Yeah, we're not supposed to understand Granger.  From what I gathered, Aaron1 (the Aaron we meet first), subdues one past Aaron (Aaron2), but then tired from doing that is unable to subdue Aaron3, who defeats Aaron1, but Aaron3 lets Aaron1 leave to keep working, knowing that Aaron3 will do the same thing and so on.

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