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Maize Kraize
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"I GUESS I KNOW THAT THE BALOON CRASHES! THANKS FOR SPOILING THE EPISODE NBC" - best YouTube comment

Maybe they realized recommending a movie per day might be unreasonable and a stretch?

An excerpt from my new memoir, which is currently being written for class.

That would be a great co-headliner tour.

I've seen Jaws 3, if that counts for anything!

Huh, so this is what Jenny Lewis sounds like.

I was also.  But you can still get something nice!

…are you interests whores?

Mr. F!

Hmm, maybe then.  But I should still see Jaws first.

Because, I find a 3 hour movie daunting.  Bad ADHD + constant adverse reaction to medication = hard time watching long films outside of theaters (for example, I had no problem with Django, since it was in a theater.  It's when I'm in a room with so much other shit around it becomes hard).

"But if you're a sober fan of Snoop Dogg's rap songs, as I am"

And I will never watch it!

Nor Kitty Pryde?

Maize Kraize at the Movies!

Yes.

I think the proper move is to ask that girl on a date.

I want to like Vicky Christina Barcelona, but this guy doing the voiceover suuuuuuucks.