[Hides all the music on his hard drive in a folder labeled "taxes" where Tim Lieder  WILL NEVER NOTICE IT]

See, I assumed it was a Pt. 1, not half an album.  It is over an hour long.

All I'm saying is that Hot Rod and MacGruber are amazing, and should win Oscars.

[TURNS ON BOXER TO JAM OUT, FEELS SAD, POURS LIQUOR INTO HIS LEMONADE, EVENTUALLY ENDS UP DANCING AGAIN WHILE HE THINKS ABOUT GEORGE W. BUSH]

IIIIII'M SORRY MOMMAAAAAAA
BUT IIII'VE BEEN DRINKIN AGAAAAAIN

Jennings went to my High School!

"…how appropriate"

Fun fact: my Dad informed the other day during a baseball game that was on TV, one of the cameras showed a guy in a big hat, and the announcer said "Turd Ferguson was right, it is funnier with a big hat."  That man should announce all sports from now on, all the time.

I'll take The Penis Mightier for $1000.  I've tried products like this before…"

I saw them on that tour.  About halfway through Flav yelled "YO, YOU JUST WANT US TO PLAY IT TAKES A NATION?" and the crowd freaked out, so they did.

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Oh, did Moral Orel make a cameo?

Nah, it says it's from 2008 or something.

UGH WHY DON'T THEY GET A ROOM ALREADY

Thanks!

A friend of mine was Taylor Swift's friend growing up, sleepovers and all.

Yeah, I feel like just be he did the transfer.  Eh.  I'll just watch Holy Motors tonight.

Cool!  *checks* of course only the Coppola restoration is at my library.

Hey guys, I need some more movie nerd advice!

That'd be fucking hilarious.