He had to google it himself!

You know, I thought you meant "accept" but this kind of works on it's own, with a comma and one less word.

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DISNEY CAN'T SAY NO TO THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST!

AFFLECK'S FINALLY GONNA GET THAT OSCAR

I do not see why this was necessary to mention, it does not effect anything I said, and her death was legally ruled "accidental".

I've heard an interview with Jeselnik where explains that the people being roasted have a list of things you CANNOT talk about in their contracts.  For Shatner it was his wife drowning, which is understandable.  For Trump, you were NOT ALLOWED to say or imply he has less money than he claims to.  That was his one main…

Why of all those people does Hannity get the "fucking"?

Possibly my favorite Homer line.

POW

No, the Home Builders Organization isn't gonna want them.

Look at him, getting off.

No, we want more Up All Night.  Did you see that article?

We wouldn't be demanding it if Hurtwitz didn't keep promising it goddammit.

WAS 'E 'AVIN A LAUGH?

"Lt. Dixon Piper: Why did he do it? Why did Cunth kill your wife?

"I've got a better idea: no fucking way."

MacGruber.  It's an amazing movie, but isn't viewed in the same pantheon yet as even Hot Rod.

Which half?

It's already in the adult swim Seth MacFarlane "we use this to pay for Children's Hospital and Michael Ian Black passion projects" zone.