Limp Bizkit Memories
One time in homeroom I was expounding on the many horrible aspects of the song "Rollin", when the resident stoner/douchebag stepped in to inform me that, no, I was wrong, "Rollin" isn't about driving around, it's about doing ecstasy. Apparently, for this reason alone, the song is awesome. God damn…

A lot of things are funny when you're drunk. Also, I was six. I couldn't enjoy things purely for the sake of irony.

Dad? Is that you?

Yeah, UB40 sucks, I'll concede that. A lot of bands on Urgh! were weird, but you know who ruled? XTC. Shit yeah.

Everything I liked as a child actually sucked?
I'm going to have to disagree with that as a blanket statement. However, I liked Segal as a kid, and he definitely blows goats, so…

Yes, please do Last Action Hero, I saw that shit in the theater, and was pissed as a six year old, or whatever. That movie sucks so hard.

What about Klaus Nomi? Whenever I try to explain his music or look to someone, they think I'm making it up.

Oh yeah, I forgot that too. Doy. It was probably Paul Chambers on bass

If Jackman is involved in the "narrative"
I want him to fight a werewolf. Or a vampire. Or… wait a minute! He can fight both!

"and…?"= Philly Joe Jones and/or Jimmy Cobb

Really, Bud Light Lime?
Nice to know beer commercials will alway be retarded.

I don't believe it!
I am speechless.