~ yers

and old dogs

where did you learn your Trade, you stupid fucking cunt…

and Johnson's vice president was named Lincoln, and Lincoln's vice president was named Kennedy.

I've always wanted to like these guys and failed

i agree with SMBIKA but if it were me, i'd put an "s" at the end of "wa"…

just wounding

woo

why must you live out the songs that you wrote?

kenny chesney?

i'm so lonesome i could cry

modal?

he said it himself: look at AM (no Bennett) then look at Being There.

i'm afraid i've forgotten about that morning, Dumbledore.
could you be more specific?

then who is John Mellencamp the poor shitty man's?

banana

oo.

(i had to work on that one too, acronomicon. i think it was lowest common denominator, but it also might be a sext message from amelie's hater article from yesterday so i'm not totally sure)

I'm afraid they probably did have them and no one told me.

::Jay unzips 'Jay Suit' to reveal Arsenio Hall::