@Bucky
Know what I submit?
I submit "Be Prepared."
By Scar.
Lion King.
Yup.
By the time you get toward the end of that piece and the rhymes and music are converging and he's prowling toward us—look out, Buddy Hackett and Stubby Kaye.

I almost didn't add that second comment for the exact reason that I was pretty sure someone would suggest 'a room.'

The Music Man is so damnedly clever I forgive it being 25% overlong.

There are some around "now fixed" in the above comment. Those are parentheses.

Wilco E. Carlos?

I bet you've even bought a candy bar at Lobraico's…

Even the losers get lucky sometimes

Here it is if you want to see it:

I bet if the Patio were still called the Patio they'd come.

with either his pinkie or that extra sixth finger stuck up in the air.

dang you snakebite

interesting that no one here ever mentions Lyle Lovett.

Merle Haggard is what Charles Dickens would name a country singer.

I wonder which of the 5 rooms FOTC tends to hang out in. My guess is the room with the glasses for the beer.

God'll get you for that, Lady Disdain.

have you ever watched the outtakes reel from Young Frankenstein? he's soooooo charming because he can't stop laughing on camera at the other actors, especially Marty. he laughs at everything. he busts take after take and it makes you totally love him.

there's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going

Well that big dumb blonde with her wheel gorged
and Turtle that friend of hers with his checks all forged
and his cheeks in a chunk and his cheese in the cash
They're all gonna be there at that Million Dollar Bash

I'm begging all of you not to mention any of this to Don McClean.

I have to confess Marlay made me laugh and then I read it to my wife and she laughed and then we both felt sort of bad.