Totally seconded. Nice feature.

The inheritance blues
I fucking love that episode where the guy dies and his sister's (I think) inheritance is contingent on her taking care of a robot that he's programmed to torment her just like he did. What's great about it is that the robot is that big-ass thing from Lost in Space (was there only one robot suit…

IM on the fritz, guys?

It was the best closer in the newswire game until it just couldn't take it anymore . . .

You know what? Fuck stereotypes
If you like musicals then you go ahead and do musicals.

Do wrestlers die in 3s?
Because I was just discussing "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's terminal cancer the other night. Get ready for another one soon.

Options
Do these "surries" have add-on option packages? For instance, could one get a surry with a fringe on top?

Dig the new look, Ed.
Vedder appears to have just returned from Lebowski-fest.

Slappa da bass, mon!

I'm reading this one as more caution than optimism.

SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING!
Man was that song ever a guilty pleasure. And I mean guilty.

If I ever make that last decision, I think I'll throw on some Andrew WK.

Maybe you and the studio will be willing to screen this one for critics, which you didn't do for Halloween 2.
Sour pumpkins, Modell.

I think it takes a special kind of lady to go for the waxed mustache look. You can read "special" any number of ways in that sentence. By and large they are going to think, probably accurately, that you are weird.

Like everybody else, I want those paintings bad
I demand an AV Club contest for them. Hell, I'll settle for a drawing for the right to buy them.

Polyester all the way
It's not only the best combination of his early raunchiness and later competence it's probably his best movie period, IMO. And it has a love song by one Bill Murray over a Divine-running-through-a-field falling in love montage. That'll push almost any movie right to the top.

A long time ago - I'm talking about the turn of the century here - Jack in the Box introduced some new double or triple-pattied cheeseburger with a commercial featuring a cross section of society's various regular dude types in a focus group setting. When asked for their reaction to the burger, one of them spoke up…

Telemarketing
"Have you ever thought to yourself, "gee, my phone smells . . . "

when judging my fruit's freshness, I always use the "pear pressure" method

Aww, jeez. No matter how many times I say "don't get me wrong" someone's gotta go and do it anyway. I wasn't disparaging Mr. White at all. I'm a big fan. I don't think it would be too controversial to say he's one of the biggest and purest rock and roll talents we've ever seen. I just meant that, in a film that seems…