Humungous, I'm gonna warn you now, stop watching Heroes as quickly as possible.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan and all, but doesn't Jack White owe a TON to Jimmy Page as a guitar player? He's a great talent but I hear a lot of Zeppelin in his riffs. It's like they got the Edge, Jimmy Page and not-quite-Jimmy Page together for this movie.

Don't blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie

So, it's like Harry Potter. Gotcha.

While we're on the subject, funny story: my girlfriend wrote one, when she was very little to Richard Simmons.

weird how "comics week" seems to be filled with newsworthy comics developments
Also, GYWO rules. I have written one fan letter in my life and it was to David Rees.

Will no one come to this poor dead woman's defense?

Emperor Jim does not understand the concept of karma.

Is this a review
or a page out of their press kit?

Sam Peckinpah UNLEASHES Dustin Hoffman!

I imagine that in the morning, before going to work to read all fucking day, The Royal Duke has some fucking eggs, brushes his fucking teeth and, perhaps, rides the fucking bus.

Yeah, it kind of gives me flashbacks too. The nervousness and the "let me do the talking" and "we can't leave too quickly or it'll look suspicious" chatter on the way in. Sitting on the couch being all skeeved out by the dealer. Those were always the moments when I would feel really lousy about doing drugs. That…

What a horrible malady.

May I suggest Los Angeles Clippers center Chris Kaman for the role of Cpt. Caveman?

She's about as hot as Paula Abdul. Now.

Here's a thought I had the other day
We hate these things, right? Cheap nostalgia cash-ins, big stupid examples of Hollywood's creative bankruptcy. But aren't we all, like, universally stoked about the Arrested Development movie? I know there are differences (same original cast and creative team, the movie will be…

Oh, I'ma get some shit for that mix-up. Chalk it up to hazy memories and having just a passing familiarity with either artists' work.

You, sir or madame, are a killjoy. If God had intended for us to eat vegetables He would not have made them taste so terrible.

Speaking of marketing to Gen X
Remember OK Soda? You might not since it may not have survived past the test-market phase. I drank my fair share of the stuff though, back in mid-90s test market Seattle, and I remember kind of liking it. The marketing was awful though. The bottles' labels had blank looking, somewhat…

If it ever comes up, items one through ten on my list are Neil Young.