Dude, that is some hard evidence of lousiness. When I was a kid I didn't think anything with a robot sucked. I think I even rated Short Circuit at least "pretty good."

Was Jason Priestly just listed as one of the good things about a movie up there?

Agreed, Zeroes. This was the first time I saw Wahlberg in a movie and thought he was a legitimate actor - the kind who makes decisions about his character as a person separate from himself and tries to embody that person rather than just a guy who can hit his mark and say his lines. And he wasn't just pretty good…

Speaking of hair plugs, does no one want to talk about how advanced McC's hair loss was in this movie? This was like the last movie he did before rubbing a bunch of stem cells on his head or something.

That is a good clip
But that with the intro kind of implies that he'll be remembered as a drunk.

0 to what? If it's something less than zero, I'll take that bet.

Wasn't John Candy's final film the somewhat similar (and probably equally lousy) Wagons East? Oh, the parallels . . .

sshhhh

Yes. A proper Running Man adaptation would be awesome. And where is my Long Walk movie? That one's begging. I would love to see Zac Effron and Shia LeBeouf try to walk each other to their deaths. Even Roadwork (from the Bachman books) would make a decent flick. I loved those books. Running Man and the Long Walk aren't…

Blopfooey
Blopfooey! (honk, honk) Blopfooey!

I thought Jesse was better than usual in this ep, too.

Gee, counterpoint, that's kinda true and kinda not. Walt would probably agree but at the very least his supplying was a contributing factor. It reminds me of Jesse's guilt over Jane's death. Yes, her death was the direct result of her own choices and actions but it can't be denied that she had help falling off the…

In addition to the "literally" screwup, Ozzy commits the error of thinking the past tense of lead is lead (pronounced like the present and past tenses of read and read). I see it all the time and it is near the top of my common writing errors pet peeves that hardly anyone ever uses "led" properly. Or maybe it was some…

Cal worthington
and his dog, Spot. SoCal people know what I'm talking about. Did he die by mauling by any chance?

Movie version
Brad Pitt as Archie
Angelina Jolie as Veronica
Jennifer Aniston as Betty
Vince Vaughn as Jughead

No way, futurechimp. The best Sid and Marty Krofft production was definitely Bigfoot and Wildboy because, well, see title.

Putney Swopes
My go-to answer anytime asks, "how do you know that?", is "the drums told me."

soooo . . . . you have no taste. right.

True, semen can creep in sometimes, especially if it's played for laughs. But one character having direct, explicitly sexual contact with another person's (especially another person of the same gender) spunk is probably too much for them.

Prediction
"Are you prepared for an American film in which Ewan McGregor clambers off of Jim Carrey and visibly spits rather than swallows?"