But there's no joke there, it's just boasting. It's meant to be impressive somehow. That's sick.

"with a record of 17 rapes"?
That's just fucked up.

Seriously, great pun.

Or what about the Citizen Kane of anime, Akira?

you want to do some Dutch hardcore?

Studio execs are idiots
The only thing good about Kevin Smith (besides his winning personality) is his writing, and even there he could use a good editor. Why would anyone hire him to direct someone else's script?

You weren't kidding about that meth addiction
Nabin's been cranking (perhaps literally) out the content lately. Are you also submitting all your pieces handwritten on rolls of toilet paper? No discernible dip in quality, though.

Ernest and Julio, bitch!

Angel Heart
WHO WAS THE BOY?! WHO WAS THE BOY?!

In high school I studied The Wall like it was Ulysses.

Harry Dean Stanton will drink you under the table and into your grave.

Lame camp for squares
Well, at least these ridiculously extravagant fantasies-come-to-life experiences are started to skew a little less Boomer-centric. Bring on the has-beens of the 80s!

CYH is great. It's the kind of album that makes you want to start a band. Just sounds like so much fun.

oh snap, you caught my spelling error. now's the time for wither - withering shame.

What about Sheena Easton's "Sugar Walls"?
I'm pretty sure that was about the inside of a vagina.

Yay, he answered my question!
I was Groomy Gus.

TL's a redhead? News to us. Apparently, Nabin has seen Tea Leoni's behind the scenes featurette.

okay, last one

10 pm HUNG — Ray is on his way towards rehabilitating his status in the community by becoming a mentor through the Big Brothers program. But no sooner is his reputation on the mend than it is in jeopardy again when a simple misunderstanding at a charity picnic leads to Ray's entering the three-legged race alone. Will…

10 PM HUNG — While investigating drug-use among the high school jazz combo, a case of mistaken identity forces Ray onstage for a solo. Having no other instrument at hand, Ray engages in a ten-minute session of auto-fellatio while the rhythm section keeps time. A standing ovation cannot prevent Ray's subsequent…