funny, part 2 is an awful lot like part 1.

10 p.m. HUNG — Ray's job is on the line after an incident at a school dance he was asked to chaperone. Parents demand Ray's dismissal following reports of his penetrating several students while using his penis to measure the distance between dancing couples.

Kicking myself next to Heisler
And the weird thing is I actually missed them on purpose. They were opening for Doves as they came through Seattle. My friends and I were going to the show and saw The Strokes on the bill as the openers and said, "Let's skip it and go get drunk at the cheap bar down the street and come…

Not really. Everything remains the same except Cooper would have lied about knocking up Locke's mom. All their interactions still carry the same meaning because they were based on what Locke believed at the time. If anything, revealing that Cooper was never even his real father would give us one more of those tragic…

You guys make good points and are probably right. I don't want to seem like I'm clinging stubbornly to this but you don't necessarily have to be a close relative to donate a kidney - though you are right that is typically the case - and I really don't think it would destroy any of Locke's backstory to have that turn…

I'm not sure it's true that he was Locke's father. For one thing, we can't believe anything he says. For another, he would have been too young to be twice Locke's teenage mother's age - if that were true he'd probably have been a frailer 70+ at the time of Locke's first meeting with him.

Also, who's to say they are not? And what of Rose and Bernard?

Nothing to do with the current episode but I've been wondering . . .
I was watching the re-runs on Sci-Fi and, in the episode that shows Locke's birth, it seems possible that Richard is his father (Locke's teen mother's own mother says she doesn't want her to continue to see some man who is "twice her age"…

Ticketmaster defends its practices
"It's not the best system . . . in fact, it's pretty much the worst."

More evidence of the power of the Boss
How many artists would Bonnaroo put above a reunited Phish?

Answering rhetorical questions
"Even if you don't like Elvis, I bet you like at least one of his songs. Who else can you say that about?"

I'm sorry, Phel, normally I really value having a little female perspective around here but this may be one of those areas where a person's genitalia disqualifies their opinion. The Road Warrior rules.

I fully believe in this scenario coming to pass. That's why, last time I was at one of those giant thrift stores - Savers, in Henderson, NV - I picked up a set of shoulder pads. That's a lot of peace of mind for $8.

Well, if we're going by "can be" then it "could be" as low as anything, eh? But I agree with you about the "social worker" line. It's only a punch line if you think the song is a joke. For me, it's more of a twist that brings the song down from generalities, making it more poignant for being grounded in a specific…

I would have pluralized the "the" and added a comma:

I would have pluralized the "the" and added a comma:

pluses and minuses
I'm not sure I'm not too late to this to have my comment noticed by anyone that can do anything but, the first thing I noticed is that clicking on somebody's name (like say, myself) I could see lead-ins to all their old comments but when I clicked to read the rest I didn't get the rest of it.…

In addition to KARR
KITT also did battle with Goliath, an evil, super-advanced semi-truck created by Michael Knight's evil, super-advanced twin, played by Hasselhoff in a mustache.

He could stand to be a little less laidback
Whether you or I or Beam believes it or not, commercial use can have a cheapening effect on music, not to mention the overexposure that can result, changing a would-be classic to a "song I never need to hear again". And then there's also the issue of what it is selling, does…

I give it 50/50
They are either rededicating themselves to music or giving up on it entirely and changing the M's referent.